One night I dreamt that I was walking along the beach with God.
Across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand.
One belonged to me, and the other to God.
But I noticed something strange.
I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
There was only one set of footprints.
I also noticed that it happened at the hardest times in my life.
I said, "God, I have noticed that during the most difficult times of my life,
There is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed you the most,
You would leave me
God replied, "I didn't leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
When you see only one set of footprints,
That was when I carried you."
...
And I said to God, "You carried me?
What the f*ck are you talking about?
My dog died.
My sister got killed in a car accident.
Maybe instead of carrying me,
You could have stopped these bad things from happening at all.
Did you ever think of that, you f*cking prick?"
And God replied, "You stupid Human, do not question the Lord.
I f*ck with you and then I carry you.
It was just something that I enjoy doing.
If you don't like it, you can just go to Hell.
- Davymid on I-am-bored.com
