1. Crank Dat - Soulja Boy. I'd tap out a few exceptionally stupid lines, but the whole damn song is so DUMB. This is probably the stupidest song I've ever heard, nursery rhymes excluded. I want a shirt that says "I Hate Soulja Boy". He lowers my IQ. Geck.

2. Whenever, Wherever - Shakira. I love Shakira and all, but some parts of this are really dumb. For example, "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains". I've never confused Pamela Anderson's breasts with mountains. Never.

3. SOS - Jonas Brothers. Besides the fact that they suck balls live, this song is catchy crap. Not in a good way. "Cause hugs are over-rated just FYI". Seriously? FYI? First of all, guys should never say that. Second of all, NOBODY should say that. It stinks of "abbreviating words cuz it's so cool!". What, is it supposed to cater to the tween crowd? I suppose it's working, judging by your fanbase. FYI. Pffffft.

4. It's Not Over - Secondhand Serenade. 1 sentence into the song and it's already excessively emo and dumb. "My tears run down like razor blades." Awesome. You cry razor blades. I'm sure that must tear up your tear ducts. "And no, I'm not the one to blame, it's you... or is it me?" Sooo first you say that you're NOT the one to blame - then suddenly you're unsure? Good god, man, get a grip!

5. Hot - Avril Lavigne. Really. I love the song, it's catchy, but have you listened to the lyrics? "I wanna drive you into the corner, and kiss you without a sound". How do you kiss without a sound? Share your secret, Avril! "Now you're in, and you can't get out". My god! What kind of monstrous cunt is that!

6. La La - Ashlee Simpson. This would be a very good song to have sex to. But otherwise? "You make me wanna la la, in the kitchen on the floor"... does that include getting kinky with veggies? 

7. Tutti Frutti Summer Love - Gunther and the Sunshine Girls. I love this song. It's amazing. I'm not even being sarcastic. The video is awesome too. Very fun watching the girls. Not very pretty, but very nice to watch. x) "Honey, you're so cute. This is the land of forbidden fruit." It's just... so awkward. "Bananas, melonas, yeah - it's a hot hot summer love, mm." "So come and take your chance.. and do the naked dance." Need I say more? To get the full effect of its awesomeness, check out the video. Warning - inappropiate for young children, prudes and do NOT watch this with parents around. It's like softcore porn. I think.

8. YAHHH - Soulja Boy. I don't even know what this song is made of. I just hear a lot of "YAHH TRIC YAHH ASDGFDSAPDIEDMAINSDAS GET OUT MY FACE GET OUT MY FACE GET OUT MY FACE" What the FUCK is this? Face doesn't even sound like face, it's like "GET OUT MY FAY GET OUT MY FAY!" Who's Fay? You're blind deaf and retarded girlfriend? Eugh.

9. Say My Name - Destiny's Child. That's all very well, but damn, woman, what IS your name? We don't know your name! Or since there's three of you, do we say all three of your names? What a mouthful.

10. Crawling - Linkin Park. "Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal". Is that like in The Mummy? With the scorpions crawling in peoples' skin? Maybe I'm a little bias here, because I despise Linkin Park. Their songs all sound the same! Scream scream sing rap scream sing rap rap? THIS crap gets played on the radio and MTV over and over again while great bands like the Goo Goo Dolls and Vertical Horizon don't get the recognition they deserve? Rrr.

Lol, I'm done here. That sure took a while.